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Meme - from Sipman

Oct. 14th, 2009 | 11:39 am

I was going to do the odds, because, well, life's been f*cking odd lately.
But I'm doing the evens, cause I'd really like to find even.



2. Who will be your next kiss?
My son. He runs faster than my daughter.

4. Are you wearing socks right now?
Oh yes. Yes. It’s COLD!

6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

8. What are you wearing right now?

10. Last food you ate?
My thumbnail? Does that count? Um, donut?

12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
SOCKS! Seriously.

14. What did you do last night?
Pretended to sleep. Pretended to watch TV. Pretended to read. Pretended.

16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?

18. One thing you hate about yourself?
My skin. Some days I feel like it doesn’t quite fit right.

20. Do you miss anyone?
Very much.

22. What are your plans for the day?
Plans? What?

24. Who is your last text message from?
the husband.

26. What do you know about the future?
Oh Magic 8 Ball, tell me my future.

28. What is your all time favorite band?
My wedding band.

30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
When I was a kid, I thought 20 something. When I was 20 something, I thought 30 something.

32. Did you meet anyone new today?
Yes. I paid something forward.

34. Do you like hot sauce?
Fuck yes.

36. What day is tomorrow?
No idea.

38. Are you someone's best friend?
Best? Why does that weird me out and I feel like I’m in middle school in some kind of PICK ME PICK ME.
I am a good friend, I have good friends.

40. Someone who last bought you something?
My brother.

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Three Things Meme - from Sipman

May. 16th, 2009 | 09:49 am

Right, so, I cannot seem to write a damn word that entertains me.
Well, I've been writing my ass off at work so that's tapping me in terms of writing outside of work.

Here is a wonderful Sipman Meme to entertain me (while I'm actually at !$*!&! work on a Saturday - where I'm supposed to be writing for work!)


1: I laugh. All the time. When appropriate. When not appropriate.
2: I day dream.
3: I am in awe of the world. For good and for bad.


 1: I cannot sit crisscross on the floor for too long.
2:  I cannot eat anything I want to eat. Well, I can, but it’s not as easy on me as it once was.
3:  I have this awareness of the fragility of life.


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Three times Mike Logan got fucked, prompt challenge for ci_fans_unite

Apr. 8th, 2009 | 12:15 pm

Title: Three Times Mike Logan Got Fucked
Author: Squarey
Spoilers: None
Rating: M
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me.
Summary (the prompt is an excellent summary): The title probably is the summary.

Note. Written for the April smut challenge at ci_fans_unite.
(seeking permission to cross post ;)



I can feel my fingernails damn near break his skin as I rake them down his back.Collapse )

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I'm drunk and I know what I want, for ci_fans_unite

Apr. 6th, 2009 | 07:39 pm


Title: Whoa
Author: Squarey
Pairing: Eames
Spoilers: None
Rating: T
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me.
Summary (the prompt is an excellent summary): (prompt) I’m drunk and I know what I want

written for the March challenge at ci_fans_unite. 


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Lunch, for L&O100

Mar. 31st, 2009 | 09:18 am

Title: Diamond District 
Law and Order Criminal Intent
Words. 100
Note. Major Case Squad catches all commercial burglaries in which the value of the property stolen exceeds $100,000.


“Lunch.” Bobby looks at the room service table, admiring the plate of gourmet cheeses, candied fig, and empty bottle of champagne.

Alex’s eyes are focused on the sparkling diamonds scattered across the high thread count sheets on the unmade bed and the exquisite LaPerla lingerie strewn on the floor.

“Looks like they were in the middle of, um lunch, when the uniforms arrived,” Alex observes, crinkling her nose as Bobby tastes what looks to be a blue cheese.

“And a very good lunch.” He closes his eyes appreciating the fine cheese.

“I’d say so.” Alex smiles, looking at the bed.

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Ring, for L&O100

Feb. 24th, 2009 | 01:40 pm

Title: Lower
Words. 100

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Feb. 19th, 2009 | 03:51 pm

Yanked from uisge_beatha 

I tagged her, and she kindly gave me "5 subjects" for me to expound upon.

Your LJ name

I’m not a square thinker or a prude or anything. In fact, I’m probably quite the opposite. But, I have led a square life. When I was younger, I thought that was maybe a bad thing. Now that I’m not-so-young (not that I'm old either), I appreciate the squareness of my life. In that, for the most part, it feels in balance.


A day in your life

Wow. I'm up at 6:00ish, I begin the race out the door to get my family to their day and get my ass to work. I adore my job and my colleagues and thank my lucky stars every day. Around 4:30ish, I race out the door from work to get my family from their day and scrape together dinner and other things and maybe some “me” time before I collapse back into bed. I love to sleep. I am terrible at sleep. I dream and dream and dream. Too much lucid dreaming, not enough sleep. I’ve been in sleep studies.

L&O: CI - to ship or not to ship

Um. I am not a romantic. So, my brain is not wired for romance. Therefore, I do not ship any character on any TV show or any movie or any book. Not LOCI specific, I’m generally not a shipper. That said, I love to read, and read, and read. And, I love TV and movies and books. So, I enjoy reading anything that is well written or sings to me or grabs me and shakes me and draws me in.



I am a whore for words. I listen to the words of songs probably more than I listen to the music of a song. There’s no one particular genre. It’s all about the words. Though, that said, that clearly rules out some genres.


Favorite movies

Hrm. Did I mention, I love TV? And movies, well, they’re just even better. Um, I can say what I don’t tend to like… I don’t like porn, it makes me giggle. I don’t like gratuitous gore, I’m unaffected and bored by it and it just looks fake. Mainly my favorite movies are more about the moment… as in watching the movie with my best friend or my kids, or hell, even the husband.

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Proof, for L&O100

Feb. 14th, 2009 | 08:04 pm

Prompt. Proof
Law and Order Criminal Intent
Words. 100



Low odds with ten, he thinks. Need to increase those odds. He’s going to need something more.


Hrmmmmm. Slightly better he thinks. Double from the opening, but probably still not sufficient in terms of proof.

His eyes scan for something more. With every detail he files away, the numbers go up more and more. Finally, he reaches his hand out. He’s found exactly what he needs.

Eighty six.

That’s quite reasonable he smiles, this should do the trick. Not overkill, he thinks. Just right.

The gorgeous thing about proof is it doubles the percent.

“I’ll take the Lagavulin.”

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Jan. 24th, 2009 | 08:42 am

Okay - my tombstone will some day read - WASH YOUR HANDS!

My life is over run with elementary school aged kids. So what if they're my own.

Mom - he sneezed on me.


Mom - I need help in the bathroom.


Mom - look at this thing, I found it outside in the creek.


Some day someone is going to day, Mom - I killed someone, and I will say -


One of my new all time favorites was this morning...

(one child to another child) - Stop scratching your penis. DAAAAD, he's scratching his penis.

(and the husband's response): WASH YOUR HANDS!
which is especially funny, cause the husbands words are usually - TURN OFF THE LIGHT!

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Part 2 of Sipman's Friday MeMe

Jan. 24th, 2009 | 07:44 am

Enjoy :)

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss... will always be with my kids

2. I am listening to... Phineas and Ferb

3. I talk... animatedly

4. I love... I love – I think that says it all

5. My friends... talk when I don't feel like talking

6. My first real kiss... was when my lips touched the heads of each of my children

7. Marriage is... intricate

8. Somewhere, someone is thinking... whose that laughing?

9. I'll always... laugh, when appropriate, when not appropriate, and loudly

10. I have a secret crush… crushes aren’t secret, affairs are.

11. The last time I cried was because... my son was crying

12. When I wake up in the morning... I open the shades and look for the sun

13. Before I go to bed I... pray (me too sipman)

14. Right now I am thinking about... my cat, he’s on my lap, he’s purring, and he’s not getting any younger.

15. Babies are... for my husband, he loves babies - the kids are for me, I love the walking and talkng and laughing and hugging

16. I get on Myspace... what?

17. Today I... ate the best chocolate cupcake with chocolate frosting. Seriously.

18. Tonight I will... dream too much and sleep too little

19. Tomorrow I will be... enjoying my “stay home day”

20. I really want... more laughter

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